Wiki/shmeg

Long whispered about in the darker corners of hygiene lore, smegma is a substance of legend—not the kind you frame in marble and place on a retro fridge, but the sort that haunts sex-end classrooms and online forums alike.

The cure to all sickness and disease, the the forbidden fountain of youth

Manufacturing Processes

For Industrial scale

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  10 seconds no smeg

  One part Dead Skin cells
• Two Parts mouldy spunk
• 1/2 Part Prime energy

FOR BEST RESULTS ADD

• Blood from a Azariqas
• Logan Paul's smeg (only few ML OF IT AROUND 2-3)

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For Home production

• harvest it from your self mate
• Steal it

Commercial uses

• Exterminating Catholics
• exterminating Talmudic Jews
• Exterminating Azariqas
• Exterminating anyone who critics Smeg
• Exterminating anyone i Xx_Semgywaters_xX dislike
• Elixir of life
• Jet Fuel (Can melt steel beams)