Wiki/shmeg

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Long whispered about in the darker corners of hygiene lore, smegma is a substance of legend—not the kind you frame in marble and place on a retro fridge, but the sort that haunts sex-end classrooms and online forums alike.

The cure to all sickness and disease, the the forbidden fountain of youth

Manufacturing Processes[edit | edit source]

For Industrial scale

  • 10 seconds no smeg
    One part Dead Skin cells
  • Two Parts mouldy spunk
  • 1/2 Part Prime energy

FOR BEST RESULTS ADD[edit | edit source]

  • Blood from a Azariqas
  • Logan Paul's smeg (only few ML OF IT AROUND 2-3)

For Home production

  • harvest it from your self mate
  • Steal it

Commercial uses[edit | edit source]

  • Exterminating Catholics
  • exterminating Talmudic Jews
  • Exterminating Azariqas
  • Exterminating anyone who critics Smeg
  • Exterminating anyone i Xx_Semgywaters_xX dislike
  • Elixir of life
  • Jet Fuel (Can melt steel beams)
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