Wiki/shmeg
From Keir Lover Wiki
Long whispered about in the darker corners of hygiene lore, smegma is a substance of legend—not the kind you frame in marble and place on a retro fridge, but the sort that haunts sex-ed classrooms and online forums alike.
The cure to all sickness and disease, the the forbidden fountain of youth
Manufacturing Processes
For Industrial scale
- One part Dead Skin cells
- Two Parts mouldy spunk
- 1/2 Part Prime energy
FOR BEST RESULTS ADD
- Logan Paul's smeg (only few ML OF IT AROUND 2-3)
For Home production
- harvest it from your self mate
Commercial uses
- Exterminating Catholics
- exterminating Talmudic jews
- Exterminating Azariqas
- Exterminating anyone who critics Smeg
- Exterminating anyone i Xx_Semgywaters_xX dislike
- Elixir of life
- Jet Fuel (Can melt steel beams)