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Long whispered about in the darker corners of hygiene lore, smegma is a substance of legend—not the kind you frame in marble and place on a retro fridge, but the sort that haunts sex-ed classrooms and online forums alike.
Long whispered about in the darker corners of hygiene lore, smegma is a substance of legend—not the kind you frame in marble and place on a retro fridge, but the sort that haunts sex-end classrooms and online forums alike.
The cure to all sickness and disease, the the forbidden fountain of youth
The cure to all sickness and disease, the the forbidden fountain of youth
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== Manufacturing Processes ==
== Manufacturing Processes ==
'''For Industrial scale'''
'''For Industrial scale'''
*One part Dead Skin cells
*[[File:MED SMEG.gif|thumb|10 seconds no smeg]]One part Dead Skin cells
*Two Parts mouldy spunk
*Two Parts mouldy spunk
*1/2 Part Prime energy
*1/2 Part Prime energy
===FOR BEST RESULTS ADD===
===FOR BEST RESULTS ADD===
* Blood from a Azariqas
* Logan Paul's smeg (only few ML OF IT AROUND 2-3)
* Logan Paul's smeg (only few ML OF IT AROUND 2-3)
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'''For Home production'''
'''For Home production'''
* harvest it from your self mate
* harvest it from your self mate
* Steal it
*
==Commercial uses==
==Commercial uses==
*Exterminating Catholics
*Exterminating Catholics
*exterminating Talmudic jews
*exterminating Talmudic Jews
*Exterminating Azariqas
*Exterminating Azariqas
*Exterminating anyone who critics Smeg
*Exterminating anyone who critics Smeg
Latest revision as of 15:20, 15 May 2025
Long whispered about in the darker corners of hygiene lore, smegma is a substance of legend—not the kind you frame in marble and place on a retro fridge, but the sort that haunts sex-end classrooms and online forums alike.
The cure to all sickness and disease, the the forbidden fountain of youth
